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Never Again!

January 30th, 2020 Comments off

You will never request this track again!

You will never ask anybody, no matter who it is, again. Ever! Do you understand me?

You will never, ever ask, request, imply, suggest or in any other conceivable way hint or make any reference what so ever to this track. Ever again!

You will never refer to this track. Am I being clear? Never. No! Not, ever again, never again! Ever…

– Här är den j**la tolvan!

That would be Electrolux 001, mm the first release is always special! And there’s another one… Danny Breaks. It is in the collection, but you need to find it.

It is Droppin’ Science 13 or 26? That will not help you. I’m fetching my phone, disregarded in the bar. And in fact it is 15 I’m looking for.

I haven’t… it is one of my absolute favourite tracks, and 12″, why? Because it is sublime Electro.

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Du Måste Diska Lugnt!

January 29th, 2020 Comments off

It is literally untranslatable… I’m not even going to give it a go… but I can tell you this it’s a pretty funny comment. Not near as concrete as:

– Where are you going (tonight)?
– Home.

Du måste diska lugnt. Mannen.

That is… impossible.

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Again?

January 29th, 2020 Comments off

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Model Is Cortez (Nike)

January 28th, 2020 Comments off

Hej då och tack för kaffet! My shoes are not that expensive.

I put five< on it...

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Full Break Mid

January 28th, 2020 Comments off

Why would you ever break in the middle of a crossing? Why would you full break mid?

You would never, ever do that, unless… you are Swedish law enforcement. What?!! Why would you do that!!?

Look at the picture and make your own sound judgement. I don’t even have a drivers’ licence. Full break in the crossing? Are you scared? Yes and no you simply can not drive a motor car.

– Jag måste ha uppsikt och kontrollera situtationen!

In the middle of a crossing? That is full break mid? Mm, I might be wrong but I don’t think so. Have you ever seen something as pathetic, lame or incapacitated? Where are the other cars, bicycles, pedestrians whit or without trollies, where are the senior citizens or the toddlers in this picture?

Wondering about the shootings and bombings? There’s your answer, right there. What the f**k is going on?

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Vi Går Från Max Omedelbart, Nu!

January 27th, 2020 Comments off

…för snubben är femtio bast, ju!?

– Men då är dy jy… bara två år mindre än min mamma?!!!
– Hon är jy 52??!!
– Jepp, om det är på det viset? Då stämmer det; året är 1970.
– Jag är 70-ia.

En sérénité. modeste et dans une tranquillité perfectionne; mangent un “burger” a Medborgarplatsen (très prés du Mosquée principal de Stockholm, Suède) comme toujours, comme mon père sauf le “burger”…

I did not see that coming… but my father surely did. I’m sure of it.

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100 LAX

January 24th, 2020 Comments off

…är mycket men 100 000 strömmingar är mycket, mycket mer!

“100 lax is a lot, but 100 000 Hearings is a lot, lot more!”

The reference is so far-fetched that I don’t know if I dear explaining it. But, in the spirit of internationalism ; I will give it a go. The short version: Lax is Salmon in Swedish, but it is also equivalent to 1000 SEK, so a Lax is a fish, 1000 SEK and a fairly known airport as well, that I’ve never visited.

100 x 1000 is 100 000? The translation of strömmingar is Hearings, they are a much smaller species of fish and also indigenous to the Baltic sea. Will this ever end? I told you it was far-fetched…

So? Well, 100 000 SEK is a sum of money as well as a collection of fish and it can be compared to any other 100 000 things, in this case; Hearings and that is a lot of fish! Salmon is a much larger fish than Hearing and on top of it can be farmed. However, there’s only one airport or maybe not? Los Angeles International Airport or Los Angeles World Airports LAX or LAWA?

What? Well, you can eat fish, but you can eat money… and don’t bring a gun or a knife for that matter.

Robustness!

* Originally I wrote Saumon, the French word for Salmon and Lax. So in fact I did not actually misspell, however I did not use the correct language… the correct wording,but the wrong language that is funny (too me). Related: Les States… but that is entirely different story.

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Not On The Wall I

January 19th, 2020 Comments off

It is yet another discarded instrument. Pease see: On The Wall I and On The Wall II.

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Trying To Escape

January 19th, 2020 Comments off

No Hope, No Dreams, No Love, My Only Escape Is Underground.

"Somewhere in Detroit."

@Underground Resistance

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D’où Je Viens XX

January 18th, 2020 Comments off

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