Living In The Future

A genuine error message on screen: Reserved for future error codes ØD:Ød. – Can you prove that? – Why would I have to do that? Please see: Mother II*.

Always Been True To The…

Sport… And now they are retiring; they are shutting down their own F1 engine development and plant – they are no longer a factory team. It’s the definite end of the sport. What is even the point of following F1 without Renault as a factory team? Engine? Who cares if it is: Ferrari, Mercedes, Catherham,… Continue reading Always Been True To The…

Biased Optimization

Command: Remove all unnecessary characters for code execution. Response: I’ve optimized the code. – Great! Now, I can’t see anything or even read the code! – I removed all unnecessary characters? – All the line-breaks? – It is optimized…? I can’t see how there could ever be fever lines of code? Maybe it can be… Continue reading Biased Optimization

A Seat With Eyes!

It’s unsettling or possibly terrifying. It kind of looks like I actually feel… Less dramatic? I’m guessing calibration of the many cameras in the vehicle or this works…? A lo-tech solution to a high tech problem. – Are you alright there, in the back? They’re frame grabs from video (I’ll have to come back on… Continue reading A Seat With Eyes!

BLT Or BLF?

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato (BLT) or Black Light Factory (BLF)? What is “Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato”? It is a sandwich. What is [a] “black light factory”[?] [A] “Black light factory”, that is, smart factory, is a literal translation of “dark factory”*, which means a factory that can still operate efficiently in the dark without lights.… Continue reading BLT Or BLF?

The Engine – EF15

Crowdsource? Anyone? Turbo-wizardry, the ultimate petrol/ethanol powered engine: 6-cylinder, 1.5 liter, + 1400 hp, twin-turbo that will lag (un-drivable accordingly), set the pressure to max, rev until it blows up… all for one lap; 6, 8, 12 consumed on a race weekend… Broken? Blowing up and engine parts flying everywhere; that sound and the fire.… Continue reading The Engine – EF15