Why? Is it predicable? Of course it is and you are not, right? Ha ha. But, have you really looked (listened) at the World recently? It is all a part of the experiment and I am clearly not making “friends” right now.
Incidentally, that is also the real reason why I honestly loath “speaking/talking books”. Reading text is an unique experience, as is listening. Yet, they are two completely different experiences…
Well, if you want to read a funny and extremely well written novel? Then try W.Gibson’s “The Peripheral” Penguin.
You may also want to listen to: “The Vizier Of Damascus”.
The Major said (or rather she did not actually say): “Reset the World!”.