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Du Rullar I Hastighet Nedför Götgatsbacken Utan Bromsar

March 20th, 2020 Comments off

Du tar krönet i fart och sen kommer du på… ingen broms. 25 meter nedför? Det är rätt brant men det hade normalt sett inte varit ett problem… med eller utan bromsar, så blir det bli problem vid övergångsstället.

Det är 25 meter kvar till övergångsstället? Cyklar vi in i: pankomaten, väggen eller ska vi lägga cykeln för att stanna i tid?

Jag ser henne rakt i ögonen och det är 15 meter kvar? Blir det höger eller vänster? RR that would be double R. Blir det? 5 meter kvar. Bromsar fullt (nära nog ingenting händer). Hon förstår inte. Ingen av dem runt omkring henne förstår. Det går för fort. Det blir höger. Det är mindre än en meter men jag är rätt säker på att jag får plats och jag har faktiskt ingen broms.

“- Jag har inga bromsar!” De skrattar. Oj oj, det var så nära Södersjukhuset man kan komma.
“- Är du säker?” Varför då, varför det?

Eller? Ska vi manövrera, krångla oss fram i maxfart, precis som på Hornsgatan? Över krönet; Hornsgatspuckeln* du laddar, trampar med hög hastighet. Korsningen Ringvägen/Hornsgatan, du kan inte stanna där och om någon kör ut, då är det kört för dig.

“- Loco!” När man rullar i fart och cyklar om bilarna, genom korsningarna, paketbussarna/jobbarbilarna och flyger över de vita banden.

“- Vad är det som pågår?”
“- Va e’ det som hender?”

De e’ SoSo.

Du är galen! ; ). Med ett leende sa Latinos, jag cyklade om och vidare, fortast av alla genom nästa korsning på Hornsgatan.

Fort ska det gå! För lilla svarta björnen och jag.

“- Du måste vara försiktigt!”

Jag är försiktig.

* Bilden är inte från Götgötgatsbacken men den är tagen rätt nära Hornsgatspuckeln.

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The Original Title Was…

March 20th, 2020 Comments off

Do you have a death wish?

Well do you? No, I don’t, actually and honestly.

The little black bear (Musta Karhu), is now fitted with new break pads and more than ready to roll, fast. I’ve skipped the curb and I bounced of the front of a car whilst manoeuvring and /or accessing a zebra crossing (övergångsställe).

I did not see the second car coming and then she turned, without looking, towards me… I hit the bumper and flew sideways in app. 30 to 40 degrees as my back wheel went airborne.

I landed and my back wheel held, there was still grip, Bear and I could continue on our way. It was a matter of seconds. Moving fast.

She hit me? The sound of crumbling plastic… when we bounced off the front fender.

“- Du måste vara försiktigare.”

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Le Petit

March 19th, 2020 Comments off

That would be my son… my pride and joy! Bless him. And if my father would have been alive. The pride.

The first three: I, II and III.

That’s the little one; fo’ su’. dem’ damn beats and stuff… You would say that? Mm, true, but I would say that regardless.

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The Little One

March 19th, 2020 Comments off

My father for one. And I can not begin to explain what is going on. The output? The music? Well it speaks for it self. Nuff said, it is just basically impossible.

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Yesterday

March 19th, 2020 Comments off

The day immediately before today; one day ago.

Today is the child of yesterday and the parent of tomorrow.

Df. Dictionary.com.

No comment. It was a long time ago or another day.

Eller… exakt hur gullig kan man va? Jag menar… titta pa bilden.

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Var Du På Profylaxen Eller?

March 19th, 2020 Comments off

Jag var där… med andningsövningarna och nervositeten.

“- Are you sure? (at 3 AM)”
“- YES, I AM SURE, MY WATER JUST BROKE…”
She was very angry… at the time. Angry beautiful.

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Yo Mama

March 19th, 2020 Comments off

Decided that it was going to be your name. Opposed? No, not at all I named you accordingly.

The day you were born? 17 July 2003. It was the hottest recorded and strangest day ever…

“- Are you sure? (at 3 AM)”
“- YES, I AM SURE, MY WATER JUST BROKE…”

She was angry then and rightfully so, that is a true story… I’m afraid that I might have been a complete idiot.

Including the shortest cab ride in recorded history. Destination? Södersjukhuset.

Mm, we’re actually born at the same hospital.

That is the SoSo Perspective to me and you. My most beloved son.

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Beyond Belief

March 19th, 2020 Comments off

I know that I should not… do that.

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Stats + Graphs

March 18th, 2020 Comments off

Look at those graphs… and then you tell me (What is wrong, what is wrong?*) that chairman Xi is in the right?

That cross section and beyond? Oh, my sweet Lord! Look at the graphs.

It was a long time ago I dabbled with maths and graphs, but looking at these ones… what can I say?

  1. Orange = Infected mainland China.
  2. Green = Recovered globally (including China).
  3. Orange = Infected mainland China 10th of March 2020.
  4. Yellow = Infected rest of the World 18thof March 2020.

I did see it, however I did not foresee it… now the infection is completely out of control and quite frankly it is scary. You are being a hysteric? No, seriously look at the graphs. I mean just look at the steepness of that graph…

The 18th of March 2020.

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I Need To To Kit The Little Bear

March 17th, 2020 Comments off

It just need to be done.

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